I don't think you can say you have really experienced life until you have held the contents of your stomach in your hands. Needless to say - I didn't make it through the night without getting sick. The hours were ticking by and I couldn't fall asleep for all the uncomfortableness, but I really needed to because I work an 8 to 5, Monday through Friday job and there are no sicks days for newbies. So I did the hovering thing but I didn't want to hover over the toilet because it hadn't been cleaned in ages. I hadn't vom'd in a sink for many years...like since I was a sickly child. It became a dual war, one of vom and one of receptacle.
I chose the sink which I regretted almost immediately. After three heaves I was starring at everything I had ingested that day. It wasn't pretty. And it wasn't diminishing. The sink has been pretty crap as of late but we drain-o'ed it the other day and it was going much better. Voming in the sink stopped that...literally. So I did the only thing I could think of. I put my hand in and scooped up a handful then tried to time it properly to cross the two feet to the toilet without making more of a mess.
That wasn't working too well so I went for help in the form of a tupperware container. First I had to wash my hands which proved difficult because of the oils or whatever was in my partially digested food. I tried to clean the tupperware after using it for vom transport, but I quickly nixed that and did an uncharacteristic thing by throwing it away. Even with the bulk of it transported the drain wasn't having it. After fixing it and cleaning everything, I finally went to sleep sometime after 12. And woke up at 4AM.
I chose the sink which I regretted almost immediately. After three heaves I was starring at everything I had ingested that day. It wasn't pretty. And it wasn't diminishing. The sink has been pretty crap as of late but we drain-o'ed it the other day and it was going much better. Voming in the sink stopped that...literally. So I did the only thing I could think of. I put my hand in and scooped up a handful then tried to time it properly to cross the two feet to the toilet without making more of a mess.
That wasn't working too well so I went for help in the form of a tupperware container. First I had to wash my hands which proved difficult because of the oils or whatever was in my partially digested food. I tried to clean the tupperware after using it for vom transport, but I quickly nixed that and did an uncharacteristic thing by throwing it away. Even with the bulk of it transported the drain wasn't having it. After fixing it and cleaning everything, I finally went to sleep sometime after 12. And woke up at 4AM.
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