I don't like being woken up in the middle of the night while I am sleeping. I think that is a fairly normal, wide-spread dislike shared by perhaps everyone. Unless there is an emergency, I do not wanted to be forcefully sucked out from the cozy crazy dreams I am likely having (and most certainly forgetting upon waking). So when I woke up around 1 AM to the dulcet sounds of a woman, Kristie, shouting out in ecstasy it wasn't too much a delay before a low thrum of annoyance took over my the immediate coherent thought process.
As the perhaps eternally sex-less, I suppose I may be speaking without proper knowledge when I say that such loud displays of pleasure are simply theatrical. I have had the horror of hearing another roommate of mine, one I had to live with for a year in college, and her boyfriend go at it and she was ridiculously loud as well. Like, porno worthy loud, saying things that you often hear uttered in those films by the females. Luckily...I suppose...Kristie wasn't being that ostentatious. But it still came off as overdone unnecessary shouting for shouting's sake. In both occurrences of unwanted eves-sex-dropping the guys are silent. I know that they are surely not actually silent, but I can't hear them.
I am all about a girl getting equal pleasure as a guy, but I don't need to be woken by it in the middle of the night. I am surprised really that I hadn't heard them sooner than now - almost 9 months since I have moved in - but this happening only makes me yearn for the next week to go by so they can be upstairs and out of the way. How they are going to move everything up there in a weeks time with a lot of Brie's stuff still in the room, I don't know, but I am decidedly hands off on this matter after expressing my initial concerns on the logistics and being promptly reassured all would go off without a hitch.
As the perhaps eternally sex-less, I suppose I may be speaking without proper knowledge when I say that such loud displays of pleasure are simply theatrical. I have had the horror of hearing another roommate of mine, one I had to live with for a year in college, and her boyfriend go at it and she was ridiculously loud as well. Like, porno worthy loud, saying things that you often hear uttered in those films by the females. Luckily...I suppose...Kristie wasn't being that ostentatious. But it still came off as overdone unnecessary shouting for shouting's sake. In both occurrences of unwanted eves-sex-dropping the guys are silent. I know that they are surely not actually silent, but I can't hear them.
I am all about a girl getting equal pleasure as a guy, but I don't need to be woken by it in the middle of the night. I am surprised really that I hadn't heard them sooner than now - almost 9 months since I have moved in - but this happening only makes me yearn for the next week to go by so they can be upstairs and out of the way. How they are going to move everything up there in a weeks time with a lot of Brie's stuff still in the room, I don't know, but I am decidedly hands off on this matter after expressing my initial concerns on the logistics and being promptly reassured all would go off without a hitch.
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